Hi.....................................................................................I'm coming backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk..I miss everyone.............................
Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very nice hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor.
Which one picked it up?
Santa of course, because the other two don't exist!
Do you know what would have happened if there had been Three Wise WOMEN instead of Three Wise MEN?
The WOMEN would have:
- Asked directions, - Arrived on time, - Helped deliver the baby, - Cleaned the stable, - Made a casserole, and - Brought practical gifts (like diapers!)
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