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Ok i'm having trouble with this sleep eating thing late at night again....Sometimes i don't even know what i eat.I have to take Ambien i have trouble sleeping...
I do well all day and then this happens it doesn't happen every night...but it's taking a toll...
A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. unaware to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the little boy.
The little boy says, “Dark in here.”
The man says, “Yes it is.”
Boy- “I have a baseball.”
Man- “That’s nice.”
Boy- “Want to buy it?”
Man- “No, thanks.”
Boy- “My dad’s outside.”
Man- “OK, how much?”
Boy- “$250.”
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom’s lover are in the closet together.
Boy- “Dark in here.”
Man- “Yes, it is.”
Boy- “I have a baseball glove.”
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, “How much?”
Boy- “$750.”
Man- “Fine.”
A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your glove. Let’s go outside and toss the baseball back and forth.”
The boy says, “I can’t. I sold them.”
The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?”
The son says “$1,000.”
The father says, “That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”
They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, “Dark in here.” The priest says, OK....“Don’t start that shit again.”
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Coach - Do you think you could develop a taste for herb tea? I find if I drink something warm it tricks my tummy into thinking it just had a snack.
03 sep 11 av medlem: BuffyBear
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LMAO Coach...I loved this joke...You do know Ambein does make you sleep
eat...Try a tylinol P.M. for a couple of nights...or a glass of milk...
Have a great weekend buddy.....Bren
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Sorry to hear about your late night troubles, coach. I've had trouble sleeping for most of my life so I know how frustrating it can get. I find meditation helps me get my head into a place where I can get to sleep ok, so don't know if that's maybe worth a try? I also find that if I brush my teeth earlier it stops me from eating late on because everything tastes nasty when combined with toothpaste-mint! Best wishes xxx
04 sep 11 av medlem: Sheonamcc
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Ugh eating late at night is a problem of mine, people always say just go to bed- I can't. If you figure out a solution let me know :)
06 sep 11 av medlem: Jillian04
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Sorry you are having problems Coach, but man oh man was that funny! LOL. Hope your sleep patterns rectify - there's nothing worse than being sleep deprived - well, maybe constipation, that's pretty nasty too!
06 sep 11 av medlem: sarahsmum
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I occasionally have problems sleeping but have never had to take anything for it. Have you discussed this with your doctor? Maybe there is something else that will help. My husband takes a lot of meds and I know one of them is for sleep. Only problem is that once he falls asleep he has a hard time waking up. He slept all day yesterday because of it. Any way, I'm going on a tangent. What I find that works for me 99% of the time, I sing 100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall in my head. Don't laugh. It gets my mind to stop thinking (you have to keep track of which number you're on) and then I get so bored with it I fall asleep. BTW, great joke.
06 sep 11 av medlem: davidsmom
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Great joke! I hope you figure out your nighty night sleep/eating issues, I know I would be in a terrible spot without enough sleep in short order too.
06 sep 11 av medlem: gg-girl
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Sleep deprivation sucks! You might want to try Melantonin, which you can take with Ambien with no side effects. This will get your sleep/wake clock reset so you can ditch the Ambien. They make a 3mg slow release that should really help you out. While your on the Ambien, have the missus hobble you so you can't wander off and graze LOL
07 sep 11 av medlem: mammasix
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i use melantonin every night...10mgs...helps to quite your mind
07 sep 11 av medlem: veggies yuk
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Lol, that is funny. Not about your sleeping! Hope you can get that taken care of. I am having trouble sleeping with all this stuff we have to get done on the house but we are getting there.
07 sep 11 av medlem: skinnygirl130
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COACH!!!!!! I'll be back when time allows on some thoughts about sleep, I believe I received this advice from you once upon a time lol..your baby grandson is growing beautifully and your sleep will help keep you energized to keep up with him!!! TOWANDA!!!!!!!!!!
07 sep 11 av medlem: Lisa Online
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Coach - have you considered taking Benadryl to help with the sleep? It does wonders for me and does not cause me to eat or be groggy in the morning.
And please ..... stay out of the closet :)
07 sep 11 av medlem: esimnons
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Thank you...for all your Help.....
07 sep 11 av medlem: thecoach
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