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it's still not too hot here...I'm off to play...i was reading about low Gylcemic diets very interesting...
How do crazy people go through the forest?.They take the psycho path.-
How do you get holy water?...Boil the hell out of it.
What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?..Quatro sinko.
There are three potatoes sitting on the curb. How do you tell which is the prostitute?..
The one that has the sticker that says I-DA-HO
Guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, You know I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is Excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes." "Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, jumped up and said, "You're bullshittin' me!" The social worker said, "Yeah, well ... You started it."
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