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I need to cut my carb intake ,Bread and crackers always seem to find me..
I'm off to play I will walk the entire course..
After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America's recreational preferences:
1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: basketball.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: bowling.
3. The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is: football.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is: baseball.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is: tennis.
6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is: golf.
Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.....
Two teens were in a doctor's waiting room. The girl was sobbing.
"Why are you crying?" asked the boy.
"I'm here for a blood test, and they're going to cut my finger," said the girl.
When he heard this, the boy started to cry.
"Why are you crying?" asked the girl.
The boy looked at her and said,
"I'm here for a urine test."
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