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Thank you all for the low carb snacks ...I'm off to take a walk Ok so it's on the golf course as log as I'm there I might as well play a round....lol
I will now upgrade my Brain.....searching.....searching.....searching.....still searching..
Sorry no brain....found.....
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
If people are trying to bring you down....That only means that you above them...
You know what pisses me off? People who point at the wrist when asking the time, I know where my watch is buddy where they hell is yours? I mean do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is??
I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'
I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive...But suicide's a crime :-/
I used to hate it when aunts and grandmas, used to come up to me at weddings and pinch my cheeks and say "Your next" "Your next". Well they stopped doin that crap when i started to do it to them at funerals.
Take a few chances you wish you had later, live life a little more, fear a little less, and remember, When life gives you lemons, throw them back and tell life to MAKE ITS OWN DAMN LEMONADE!
Rules of me:
#1. i am always right
#2, just in case i am wrong see rule #1
Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.
I am not currently available right now. However, if you would like to be transfered to another correspondent, please press the number that best fits your personality:
-If you are obsessive compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly.
-If you are codependant, please ask someone to press "2".
-If you have multiple personalitites, please press "3", "4", and "5".
-If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call.
-If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.
-If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press,
no one will answer you...ever.....
Leave a message, and I'll answer you back later.
Leave a SEXY message and I'll ANSWER you NOW!!!
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