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28 april 2013
A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie.I’m a one-wish genie. So… what’ll it be.The woman did not hesitate.She said,peace in the Middle East.See this map?I want these countries to stop fighting with each other bring about world peace and harmony.The genie Lady,be reasonable.These countries have been at war for thousands of years.I’m good but not THAT good!I don’t think it can be done. Make another wish Well,I’ve never been able to find the right man.One that’s considerate and fun, romantic, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning,is good in bed,and gets along with my family,doesn’t watch sports all the time,and is faithful.
The genie let out a BIG sigh and says... Let me see the map again.
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25 april 2013
Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor.....So I think it's time to get my moves on again...;)
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18 april 2013
Any experience can be transformed into something of value. Everything depends on the way you look at things. You cannot have the success without the failures.
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07 juni 2012
Hello..........anybody home???
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12 december 2011
Hi.....................................................................................I'm coming backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk..I miss everyone.............................
Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very nice hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor.
Which one picked it up?
Santa of course, because the other two don't exist!
Do you know what would have happened if there had been Three Wise WOMEN instead of Three Wise MEN?
The WOMEN would have:
- Asked directions,
- Arrived on time,
- Helped deliver the baby,
- Cleaned the stable,
- Made a casserole, and
- Brought practical gifts (like diapers!)
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