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I'm going see doctor on Friday and were going to see about cutting some meds. Should be interesting. I'm doing some freelance work so I can't golf until tomorrow.So I walked on the treadmill this morning.
It's what you learn after you know it all that counts.
People often say that motivation doesn't last.
Well, neither does bathing - that's why we do it daily.
The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you.
Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.Boo I'm lefthanded!
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep
Guns don't kill people... but they make it real easy.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
I have the body of a god... Buddha is a god isn't it...
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
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