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I'm still doing well eliminating carbs.. I'm not so big on desserts,so it's easy to eat meals ...just snacks are a little hard to do.I'm off to play I will walk the entire course.
I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the rest of the WEEK says WTF !!
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
You know the world has to be going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the last administration's three most powerful men in America were named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.
Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
I have never understood why women love cats so much. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a
man, they love in a cat.
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
Deja Vu - When you think you're doing something you've done before, it's because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends.
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.
Life's a bitch, 'cause if it was a slut, it'd be easy.
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28 jun 11 av medlem: skinnygirl130
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Once upon a time my son who was 4 at the time of preschool drew a picture in class of me, him, and his daddy with dots all over the page. His teacher asked if we were all standing out in the rain and he said no, we're in the shower..........OMG!!!!!!!!!!
28 jun 11 av medlem: Junebug7210
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Keep up the good work. :D
28 jun 11 av medlem: Jenilla Wafer
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That is too funny IndyJack...My wife was dancing like a stripper would for me and my daughter drew a picture of her dancing and me throwing money at her.....unfortunately that was about a month ago...heeehee no jk she was only 5...
28 jun 11 av medlem: thecoach
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After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the rest of the WEEK says WTF !!....
That really had me going!
Great stuff Coach, thanks for the chuckle!
JuneBug, did you get that little gem at the parent-teacher conference?
28 jun 11 av medlem: mammasix
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Mammasix............she called me to tell me what I did. She was laughing hysterically and I was mortified! But then, that same year my nephew told his teacher his mom had worms so I didn't feel so bad anymore. :) Darn kids!
28 jun 11 av medlem: Junebug7210
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Transferring to another army base, we were staying at a motel while our housing came through. We were all seated at the Hotel's diner. Having 4 kids in a hotel, you don't get much private time. My husband and I are feeling amorous, so we ask the kids to play in the second room after we eat, mom and dad need some time alone. My 3rd chirps in, I know Dad, so you can check mom for ticks! The sip of soda I just took nearly made it to the next wall.
28 jun 11 av medlem: mammasix
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So funny.... I love these.....
28 jun 11 av medlem: thecoach
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I am sitting here and laughing so hard I have tears running down my cheeks..you all are soo funny. Kids really do say the darnedest things..Have a great day....Bren
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Had to use one of these for my facebook. lol Thanks coach, too funny.
28 jun 11 av medlem: Ashlee2688
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Haha! You didn't let me down, needed a laugh & got several. WTF =>> LOL!!!
28 jun 11 av medlem: gg-girl
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Junebug omg that is HILARIOUS. Kids do say the darndest things! Coach - this is too funny. I love the life quote - hahahahaha! Have a great day! I hope you can get the snacking thing worked out. Keeping busy with golfing will help curb cravings for sure
28 jun 11 av medlem: healthy_allie
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LMAO!!! I laughed my ass off at the seaweed one! So freakin true! HAHA!
28 jun 11 av medlem: macarooon
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lol so great...love reading the kids' stories! @Mamma - had a similar experience EXCEPT my precious daughter asked me as I was picking her up from MY mother's house, "mommy can I take a shower with you tonight?" I told her no, it wasn't necessary...w/o missing a beat she replies "But you let Josh take showers with you" O...M...G... thankfully my mother and I have a very open relationship and she just started laughing but if it had been her other grandparents...EEKS!
28 jun 11 av medlem: NoChubbyMom
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Extra funny. I think the one about work holds the most truth for me. I've been sitting here staring at it all day and have yet to hit a lick at it. Given that even the rest of the week is now saying WTF... I think I have an excuse :)
28 jun 11 av medlem: esimnons
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Thought provoking one liners today...that is weird about women and cats isn't it? Terrific visiting your journal Coach as I can always count on you for some comic relief in a somewhat all too serious world. Thanks for being here as it means a lot! TOWANDA!!!!!!!!!
28 jun 11 av medlem: Lisa Online
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