Even when they're literally a few months old...I'm filing it away in what not to do as a parent...
On a positive note, I didn't eat my feelings...just went back to my time as an FDA being screamed at and threatened by guests knowing I had to take it 'cause management gave fewer f***s than a honey badger about my wellbeing physical or otherwise...I may have cried...but that's not been proven and I'll never tell...